At long last, I've finally done it. Time to start running again. Or at this age, weight, level of fitness: waddling.
Angel and Abbey came along. Angel on the leash. Angel instantly recognized that this is a new activity. She didn't try to stop and sniff as she normally does. She just trotted along beside me--only asking to stop twice in order to take care of some bodily functions. Abbey was a bit more confused. I run too fast for her to trot, but too slow for her to run. She criss crossed my path, creating a doggy hazard. We only collided twice.
And so my time to the FENCE was 27 minutes and 53 seconds. Painfully slow.